siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

5sos-smut-world:

you must reblog the Tumblr national anthem

everytime its on your dash

everytime

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?